The Vogue Diaries
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automatically:

when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets

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jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0


dulect:

when you’re at a cool party and you don’t know how to dance

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writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol


doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world


virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner



  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.